Have I mentioned lately that I love the Herald-Sun? Well, I do, and this kind of thing is why:
Brandon Michael Boyle, 23, of Legacy Terrace in Chapel Hill was arrested about 4:30 a.m. after police say he broke into a neighbor’s home, armed with a knife, and caused $300 damage to the front door and an estimated $5 in damage to some cheese in the residence.
This is one of those stories which just asks more questions than it answers. Was he seeking revenge on this cheese? Did he stab said cheese with the knife? Or was this “damage” done to the cheese of the “eat, digest, expel” variety?
Furthermore, he caused a suspiciously specific “estimated $5” in damage to the cheese – did these guys really go seek a cheese repair estimate, or are they just pulling numbers out of the air? Or are they writing off the whole wheel here?
Obviously, you’ve gotta stay tuned to the H-S as this story develops.