NC House lawmakers propose adopting state religion; I propose that they are morons

I am totally not making this up. The Indy has a take on it as well.

This is of course non-binding in the legal sense, since NC hasn’t seceded from the Union (well, not recently). It is however binding in the sense that people living in non-flyover states are bound to start thinking of NC as one of those kind-of-funny-but-mostly-just-depressing southern states which seems to exist solely to feed material to the likes of Jon Stewart. I’m sure Mississippi and South Carolina are quaking in their boots from the competition.

This is hot on the heels of the legislature deciding that it’s too easy for people living in terrible marriages to get away from each other, so now we’re going for a two year waiting period for divorces. Thus solving the problem forever! Wait, what was the problem again?

You know, I never liked that Bev Perdue, but good lord. If Southern Democrats are actually Republicans, what are Southern Republicans?

That’s not a joke, I’d like to know.

Edit:

We already made popehat!

Edit again:

Perhaps we are reaching a tipping point of embarrassment!

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