Durham to be the first stop in upcoming Google Glass PR tour

Good news, would-be cyborgs! Google’s taking its very fancy and very expensive toys on tour, and for the first time the general public can catch a glimpse of the dystopian nightmare that awaits us all. AND HECK YEAH WE’RE NUMBER ONE! The first demo is slated for October 5th at Bay 7 of the American Tobacco Campus, between 10:00 and 18:00.

So, now you can look like a dork, have ads shoved directly into your eye sockets, and send every moment of your life straight to the NSA. Yawn. Wake me up in 20 years when I can get a sweet machine gun arm or something.

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